Game Informer: Hello
Guru: why hell!
Guru: oops, hello!!!!!!
Guru: ill have dave type for me now, im no good, beh!
Game Informer: you appear in the new GBA DBZ game correct?
Guru: you betcha! its a doozie
Game Informer: Have you played HALO yet?
Guru: hot animals loving octopussies? YEP!!!!!!!!!!!
Guru: hold on a sec, i gotta itch my crotch
Game Informer: ok
Game Informer: ...
Game Informer: ......
Guru: whoo! alright, buddy, next question please!
Game Informer: Do you really love dende? Or do you use him for sex?
Guru: thats a tough question
Guru: the truth is..i just use him for sucking my piece. not sex, nor love
Game Informer: so you arn't gay
Guru: no!!!!!!!
Guru: hell no, where did u get that idea!??!
Game Informer: Uh...Dave said it
Guru: WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!
Guru: dont believe him!!!!! hes an earthling!!!!
Game Informer: Which femal earthlings do you like?
Game Informer: female, excuse me
Guru: ben affleck and sandra bullock
Game Informer: Benn Affleck is a man
Guru: benn affleck may be, but not ben affleck
Game Informer: Do you know the differance between vaginas and penises?
Guru: do you mean difference? and you mean pene not penises?
Guru: well yeah, there is no difference!!!!!
Game Informer: Wait a sec...is this Dave correcting me or Guru? Because Guru can't read.
Guru: its me gooroo!!!!!!
Game Informer: How is the Sweet Beans company working out?
Guru: i dont have one
Guru: you shitball
Game Informer: But that announcement you made..
Guru: shut up!
Guru: no announcement! none!
Game Informer: Is their a difference between the comics and the real Guru?
Guru: what do you think
Guru: beh!
Game Informer: Hey, I just ask the questions.
Guru: hey, i just answer the questions.
Game Informer: You ARE being paid $2 to answer, but I don't think you will get that money if you don't answer.
Game Informer: What do you think of Avril?
Guru: shes gay
Game Informer: But she appeals to poppers and punkers! Isn't that cool?
Guru: ..
Guru: i appeal to poopers and fuckers too!
Game Informer: Don't double dot me.
Game Informer: What do you think of Linkin Parks newest remix album?
Guru: sweeeeeeeeet!!!!!!!
Game Informer: What is the deal with your dad being a dog? Thats sick dude.
Guru: he was not!!!!!!
Guru: he was a fish seller!!!!
Guru: i am 100% namek
Game Informer: YOUR MOTHER WAS A DOG HUMPER WHO DID IT DOGGY STYLE! ADMIT IT GURU!
Guru: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!
Game Informer: This interview is over! Fuck YOU!
Game Informer: You gay boy mother dog humper!
Game Informer: And Dave, you suck at design!
Game Informer: The site is SHIT! Game Informer's site is 100X better!
Guru: uhm
Guru: excuse me?
Game Informer: yes?
Guru: would you like me to pour you a cup of fresh cum and bake you a dozen shit cookies?
Guru: ROT IN HELLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guru: ;leaves;
Game Informer: Thanks for sitting in, that was Guru readers!